Sunday, June 3, 2007

We Launch California Second Mortgages with Champagne

Let's apply for another loan from California second mortgages
"Pete, let's do it again!"
"Carmella, I'm exhausted!"
"I mean the boat. Let's take our boat, "California second mortgages" and see if we can organize the bank to give us another lot of California second mortgages using the boat for collateral."
"What for?"
"We buy another boat, a bigger one and turn it into a floating casino. We can call her California second mortgages II"
"Sounds impossible. Let's go to the bank."
Mr. Potter looks gray this morning. "How is California second mortgages sailing these days? I am really envious of you two."
"We're asking for another loan so we can launch California second mortgages II. It will be a floating casino."
"Give me a few days and I'll check with California second mortgages. There is a condition though."
I stop short. "What's that Mr. Potter?"


Meet Mr Potter, casino manager on California Second Mortgages II
"If we get the mortgage I am going to be the casino manager. That's something I always wanted to do."
"What about your pension from the bank?"
"Forget the bank. I've had enough! I want to be free! I'm going to spend the next few years having fun sailing around the Caribbean on the California Second Mortgages II. Do we have a deal?"
We shook hands. Today I saw Potter buying a bottle of champagne for next week's launching.

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