Thursday, August 30, 2007

Home Mortgage Loan, California, Here I Come!

Today I liquidated my home mortgage loan California, paid it off, got rid of it, free at last! And tonight we will be celebrating, first at Maximum, that cute little wine bar on Third Street, followed by dinner at Chez Joey's, from there to The Hanger for a little dirty dancing and then on to our California home and the king size bed. We have been loyal and not always such prompt customers of the home mortgage loan California scheme and despite a few two thousand decibel complaint phone calls, "you are 2 months behind!" life was pretty peaceful during out twenty years together. I was granted the mortgage when I was barely twenty years old, a stripling with no clear future in sight and a man-size mortgage to prove it, a newcomer to California in search of quick and easy money.


I heard about the home mortgage loan, California project from Melissa who was working there at the switchboard. But Melissa wasn't as willing as the home mortgage loan California people, so I dropped her after the second date and moved on to Lisa who was more than accommodating. And it was Lisa who taught me the new trick, the one I used to land the job at Universal and the one I am still using today to keep my bank account bulging after twenty years.